Monday 16 April 2012

Sloth love Chunk!

Spent a few hours basking in nostalgia last night with an old favourite.

For the record, Goonies does not stand up to my very fond childhood memories, but I think this is more of a reflection of my lost youthful innocence than any real shortcoming of the film.  Keeping in mind that I was 6 years old when the film was originally released, the paper thin plot and lack luster performances by has been child stars were the things dreams were made of.  As an adult I see right through this things, and can't help but be dissapointed.  In my youth all that mattered was the whole idea that they found a pirate ship.  Legendary.

While I doubt I will enjoy future viewings, I am hoping it will capture my daughters imagination the way it once did mine.


Sunday 8 April 2012

I have a Squirrel...

I have a squirrel...
In my mommy's hatbox...
Under my bed...
In the corner of my room...
In my house...
With trees all around.
And all the animals...
And all the people passing by...
Would never know...
That in the corner of my room...
Under my bed...
In my mommy's hatbox...
I have a dead squirrel.

Adapted from I Have a Turtle by Kathy Bing.  Whitman publishing company circa 1968.


Wednesday 4 April 2012

So I finished the Hunger Games Trilogy...

Having now read all 3 books I can honestly say I feel ripped off.  Without giving anything away, here's my 2 cents:

Book one started out pretty good, and while I had some issues with some of the content, ultimately I enjoyed it.  However I still maintain the deep connection between this concept and Stephen King's short story: The Running Man.  Original material this is not!

Book Two felt weak in comparison.  With no other real plans for the characters, the author dumps them back into the arena, despite the fact that the mythos she has created states they should be immune to this.  And the surprise twist at the end feels like a mistake.  It totally eliminates any sense of suspense.

Book Three is the worst of the trilogy.  It honestly feels like a totally different series, rushed to the point that many of the plot points don't make sense.  I draw very strong parallels to the 3rd Matrix movie.  Interesting concept, horrible execution.

Sadly now I need to see the movie to see if Hollywood can fix this trilogy.

Monday 2 April 2012

RELEASE THE KRACKEN!

After a long and not so grueling day of rehearsal, I decided to treat myself to a guilty pleasure.
I love going to the movies.  Always have.  Always will.  But it was fairly late in life (mid twenties-ish) that I discovered that I really enjoy going to movies alone.  Apparently this is something that a significant portion of the people I know don't like to do.  Regardless, and for whatever reason, be it ultimate seat selection, or the absolute lack of  debate on what film to see, this is something I enjoy.  Throw in the fact that my lovely wife hates going to the movies, and our daughter is still too young to form an opinion on the matter, and you have a perfect guilty pleasure. 
  Tonight's offering was a bit of a disappointment.  Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, and Ralph Fienes in Wrath of The Titans.  Granted I was aware going in that this film was not going to win any awards of any kind, ever.  A sequel to an entertaining summer block buster from a few years back, both are modeled on much older films, one of which was a staple of my youth.  I think it's safe to say that  everyone of my generation with a television saw Clash of The Titans at least once.  I have fond memories of the campy clay-mation monsters, the pseudo Greek mythology, and of course who could forget : "RELEASE THE KRACKEN!" It is still a recognizable catch phrase to many of us.
I will also take a moment to admit that I am a big Greek Mythology Geek.  Ever since I picked up a copy of Heroes & Monsters of Greek Myth in Grade 3 and read it cover to cover - all 110 pages (not bad for 7 year old kid)  I have been hooked.  Hooked enough that while obtaining my University Degree, I also undertook a double minor, one half of which was in History, with a special focus on Classical Studies, with several courses devoted to Mythology.  But enough about that!
This latest installment fails on alot of levels for me.  The killer for me is the total lack of inspiration. While the original was fun with its depiction of a myth right out of a story book and interesting deoictions of Calabash, Medusa, Pegasus, and the Kracken as plasticene movie monsters, this new movie gives the fantastical creatures very little screen time.  To me Mythology is all about making the Fantastical come to life, and this movie misses the point.  You have a Chimera, a terrible looking Minotaur, some interesting demons of Tartarus, and Cronus Lord of the Titans - father of Zeus.  With the incredible work people are doing with computer graphics these days, most of these just seem tired and un-inspired.  Kudos for their work on the Cyclops however, they looked pretty damn good!
Ultimately, I think the real failing of the film was in its depiction of the end of the era of the Gods. The humanization of all of these larger than life mythic personalities was not a route I would have chosen.  So much time was spent on the relationships between Perseus and his Father Zeus, and between all of the other featured omnipotent beings, none of which is reflected in the actual mythology, one has to wonder where they got their source material...and who approved the script!  LAME!
I could bash the cinematography while I'm at it, but I dont think this film deserves any more of my time.  Oh well, bottom line, if you want Greek Mythology done right don't see this movie, instead, go play God of War 3 on the PS3.  It looks better, its story is a more  accurate to the mythology, and it is guarenteed to keep you entertained, unlike Wrath of the Titans.